safe for work

This meaning shouldn't event exist on this website.

Guy 1: "Is the Urban Dictionary ever safe for work?"
Guy 2: "No, that definition shouldn't even exist on there."

by Zeyph February 19, 2019

ditch work

You ditch work when you avoid work by staying away or leaving early without permission. Perhaps someone pretends to suffer sickness (= fake flu or because of something you ate last night) and means to stay at home to recover, but indeed you need an excuse for missing work.

Today I am going to ditch work and go fishing instead.

by Earth rocker April 10, 2016

Working Game

A term for heavy-handed flirting, usually used in a mocking context by observers.

"Ha, Ryan's really working game on Audrey."
"Wow dude, work game!"

by HopefulHope October 13, 2009

work the speedbag

licking the clitoris

"she was begging me to work the speedbag more, but I'd been down there for 20 minutes"

by Dolomite September 15, 2003

bus work

homework you do on the bus in the morning on the way to school.

Boy 1: Dude! How'd you do your science homework? you told me last night you didn't do it!

Boy 2:Bus work my friend...bus work.

by Lenny-san April 28, 2006

Work Sandwich

A sandwich prepared by a wife for her blue-collared husband's lunch. Such sandwiches are indicative of the husband's libido, either ravenous or lacking: Thick meat on a sandwich indicates a happy wife, whereas a thin slice of bologna with no condiments stands testament to a man who has been ignoring his carnal obligations.

Bob's wife gave him a skimpy Work Sandwich -- they won't be married for much longer.

by The Grottomaster April 26, 2011

jsa work

a way to cover up your secretive masterbation when someone calls.

Guy: (one hand on phone. Other hand choking the chicking) Hi mom
Mom: (calling)what are you doing?
Guy: JSA work
Mom: Dont forget to email it to Chirs when your done
Guy: (looks down) I won't

by Ann March 09, 2004