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Wood Ninja

A guy who very gracefully tries to grab another guys dong. Usually because he has hidden homosexual feelings, but sometimes just because he is a dumbass.
Eric is such a wood ninja.
by ElectricBananaMan September 2, 2009
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wood pudding

the act of sex, ya know, putting the wood to some little slut.
hey melissa, how bout some wood pudding for dessert?
by Bob and Gee June 14, 2007
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Push wood

The act of lifting weights for exercise; The expression to "push wood" originated in early colonial times when settelers had to cut down wood and roll, pull or PUSH it to it's destination. The results of the aformentioned activities gave settlers a lean muscular physique and is similar to the results gym goers today strive for.
I wanna look good naked so she'll do me when she's sober...I need to push wood.
by Kilo2-2 January 22, 2011
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Jordyn Woods

A random ass person who is only relavant because of Kylie Jenner

aka. a snake that decided to throe $500,000 out of the widow for a hook up :)
person 1. Heard what happened to Jordyn Woods?

person 2. No who's that?

person 1. Kylie Jenner's ex best friend
by windows xpp February 26, 2019
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Pecker-Wood

"Goddamn Pecker-Woods..."
by Auaine November 26, 2003
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woods kitty

That woods kitty sprayed my dog and now he stinks to high heaven.
by wormracer08 December 4, 2013
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wood-davor

An arts-and-crafts project made by Strong Sad that involves peanut butter and pinecones. They are appearantly a sucsess at the corner store.
"Marzipan, Marzipan, what do you wanna make you wanna make wood-davors?"
by Queenie Z December 16, 2003
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