monkey wash

When you take a shit and don’t wipe. Then you proceed to jump in the shower to wash your ass! The purpose is to save toilet paper in a pinch.

Last night I was hammered and had to do a monkey wash. Shit happens when you party!

by Las Pilas October 10, 2020

Speed Washing

When a person is in the shower washing all body parts really fast!

Dude 1- Hey the other day my wife told me she caught me jerking off in the shower.

Dude 2-Wow that sucks .How did you get out of that one?

Dude 1-I told her its my cock and I can wash it as fast as I want too .Ya know speed washing

by troubledemon January 24, 2010

Bilth Wash

To best in competition. To destroy or annihilate.

You just got BILTH WASHED!

by WakaWaka13 February 8, 2009

bitch washed

the inablity to fuck, and/or communicate with members of the opposite sex due to a leech/girlfriend sucking the life force out of you.

Kid: that dude Rob, he's not pulling skirts is he bitch washed?
Other kid: Nah, he's just a faggot yo.

Other example:

Bitch washed nigga: yo I love her man, shes my only one.
Other normal kid: yo u a faggot

by TheWIRENIGGA14444 March 21, 2009

Wash the cups

When you have to do a number one in the bathroom

Steve and Brock had to go to the bathroom to wash the cups real quick

by Team D.U.I. December 14, 2008

White Wash

Ejaculating into the soap dispenser of a dish washer and then turning on the dish washer with a full load of dirty dishes inside.

Jack white washed the dishes since he was out of soap

by J*K* December 10, 2009

Washing the dog

A euphemism for masturbating. Used when trying to conceal it from certain people around you.

I love washing the dog in the shower

by gtown slang July 9, 2012