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Muddy Tug of War

A sexual activity that defines a man putting his genitalia into his partner's anus as they are excreting. The goal is to completely plug the hole and effectively win the "tug of war." If any excrement squishes out, the man loses and is covered in "mud."
"I heard Jon is pretty good at Muddy Tug of Wars"

"No, I beat him last night, and he was super muddy"
by TugOfWarChampion August 14, 2016
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Tugging My Sack

To mess with someone or annoy them; Similar to pulling one’s arm.
“Reilly I know you didn’t win the lottery, stop tugging my sack.”
by VNSpano127 November 12, 2023
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Texas double tug

When a Lassie lays upon a lad and the lad squeezes both of the lassie's jugs in the manner of milking a cow
You see Ally over there?
Yeah
She was my cow when we did the Texas double tug.
Epic
by Crusty bean dip May 19, 2020
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Tug Slug

A man that takes to long masturbating in the shower.
Im going to shower first, cause that Tug Slug takes forever.
by Dr. DS Dong February 22, 2024
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Backdoor Tug O War

When you and another guy are pounding a chick in the ass and vagina. And it's like a reverse Tug O War where both men push inside the girl trying to force the other one out with their penis while still inside her ass and pussy.
This hot bitch had two guys in her and they were having a "Backdoor Tug O War"
by Mulletman350 February 17, 2014
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Alaskan Tug

In Alaska, one man tries as hard as possible to stretchehis penis as long as possible using a rolling pin, an extender, good ol' squeeze, and medical torture methods and tries to make it to 10 inches by the end of the month. Once accomplished, he then fucks your mom.
Jamie tried out the ALASKAN TUG and began GETTING BACK AT WHAT HAPPENED IN TEXAS!!!!!!!
by Rionox March 2, 2023
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Yankee Rug-Tug

When an American integrates into your life with wild promises, then goes back on their word leaving you high, dry & disappointed.
Person one: "oh man, you worked so hard this week, you're gonna make so much money"
Person two: "I was promised big dollars but old Frank pulled the Yankee Rug-Tug on me and now I'm homeless"
by Thetug January 6, 2022
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