towel-toss

Noun. The act of throwing a clean-up towel to the person covered in cum during the awkward, post-orgasmic bliss. Sometimes the towel-toss is reduced to throwing the nearest piece of clothing that can be found.

That guy I just fingered looked pretty hot laying on my bed as I did the towel-toss.

by upwithbuck April 20, 2014

Dry Towel

For when you have run out of weed and you cant get any.

Hey bro, you got any weed?
Nah, im a dry towel.

by Nineinchnails90 December 1, 2011

Towel

A type of long fabric to clean the sweat off.

Get the towels man. We lost in the game man.

by getrealman December 2, 2021

buying towels at ross

a code word only cool people can use for saying they are taking a shit

Valerie - I’m currently buying towels at ross
Carolina - same ;)

by señor spermies September 22, 2017

Towel Head

A person from the middle east using a form of hijab is often called a Towel Head

HAhaha that towel head almost blew me up but kempf agent choked the towel head out.

by AlphaKempfarn June 8, 2019

No-No Towel

A towel used to absorb bodily fluids during sex.

Bonus points if there’s blood AND cum on it.

“Ah fuck, my roommate found the no-no towel.” - John
“Don’t worry man Derek is chill. He probably just threw it in the wash” - Jake

by Rocky 4 Lyfe September 7, 2020

Towel-Boot

Stripping down to nothing in a public area and wrapping thyself in a towel.

Larry decided to towel-boot at the local water park the other day.

by poopooheadass69 November 4, 2020