Gangonic tongue

A language where every sentence contains gang

Me and my gangatrons from the land of gangolia are studying to become gangolegists by practicing our Gangonic tongue

by Gangolagist June 7, 2022

Lusty Tongue

The act of a person, male or female, who casually eats out their significant other way to much

My buddy Joe has a lusty tongue, he eats out his girlfriend so much, I'm surprised he has enough time to eat a real meal

by Fizzledrizzle August 19, 2015

cracker tongue

When you have just eaten crackers, and there are remnants on your tongue that are visible to those you are interacting with.

Cheer: *crunch crunch crunch* ... *gulp* "anyways, like I was saying,"
Hailey: "Ew, that's gross"
Cheer: "what, do I have cracker tongue?"
Hailey: "yeah girl"

by TeamPlaya69 May 24, 2016

Dry tonguing

Dry tonguing Is the act of getting ones ass wet before anal.

Andrew let's have anal! You might need to do some dry tonguing as we have no lube.

by GIMP November 15, 2016

tongue bump

It's like a fist bump but for couples, but just touching the tips of your tongues instead of a kiss on the lips.

Wife: Honey, give me a kiss before you leave!
Husband: But you are wearing lipstick.
Wife: Then just give me a tongue bump instead!

by Bobdobolina June 7, 2017

Clover tongue

FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE. ISTG IF I SEE ANOTHER PERSON DO IT I WILL COMMIT ARSON. Not like I do that every day BUT STILL, FUCKING. IMPOSSIBLE.

NOT HUMAN: watch what I can do! *does abnormal alien tongue thing*

Me: *commits arson* *starts dancing by fire while singing* WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING SINCE THE WORLDS BEEN TURNING WE DIDN-

Clover tongues are impossible

by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020

tongue fried

1) when a person fellates (performs oral sex on) another person so fast that thier tongue becomes burned or "fried" from all the friction.

2) during fellatio the recipient grabs the performer by the ears or the back of the head and begins violently controlling the act to the point that the performer's tongue gets a friction burn.

1) "last night i was giving head so fast that i got tongue fried."

2) "i was going down on this guy last night and suddenly he grabbed me by my ears and started moving my head so fast that now i'm all tongue fried."

by paul kicks ass October 2, 2009