Much like a captain of industry, a captain of "win"dustry excels at generating massive amounts of win like no one else's business, and/or amassing an immense amount of win over a long period of time. Such a person contributes greatly to the community at large by being awesome and detracting from the suckage and failure of others through their actions.
Chet: That dude just sunk five cups in a row in pong, made out with three chicks and talked the cops out of busting our party all while getting a Killtacular in Halo.
Brad: That bro is totally a captain of windustry.
Brad: That bro is totally a captain of windustry.
by G-guy May 28, 2010
Notorious hacker from the late 1980's. Is said to have performed the biggest hack ever, when he changed all the clocks at AT&T inorder to turn nightime rates into daytime rates, and vice versa.
by Stuntman November 03, 2004
A creature by the name of Manboobs who goes aroung bothering ringpieces frantically while his victims are asleep.
"I've got an arse like a Japanese flag this morning, Captain Bumsex must have ridden my botty again last night."
by frank pubes April 06, 2006
Also known as the drum captain, the percussion captain makes sure percussion has all the instruments needed for the concert that is not taking place at school.
by Person :)! September 10, 2009
by Brady_gross September 24, 2020
POV: your first time seeing him…
“Ima go near that big fucking red thing in the sky”
*hell goes upon captain flameheart and dies*
“Fuck this game”
“Ima go near that big fucking red thing in the sky”
*hell goes upon captain flameheart and dies*
“Fuck this game”
by BaconFantasy349 August 08, 2021
by SirSprinkleToes March 11, 2014