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captain slolomon

the leader of the elite omega roflcopter squad is the supreme, and only leader. legend has it he could fly a rofl copter on his own, only using his appendix, and he cant hit an elephant from 20 metres away with zomgbombs and missloles.
some also say that he came 7th in the space race. he often likes ZOMGBBQPIZZA and lolmonade and will eat this at lolapalooza after hes pwnd all tem outlawls.
on the first day there was war, the lmao planes ruled the skies while the lollerskates and lolzorblades reigned with terror, on the second day god ate some ZOMGBBQPIZZA and the left over crust made a child, CAPTAIN SLOLOMON, he made the roflcopter to counter the evil laughter of other machines and flew it and recruited wild kodiak bears to help him, together they brought peaceful laughter to the world and he named this day lolapalooza
by mc prosef March 17, 2009
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Captain Zap

Notorious hacker from the late 1980's. Is said to have performed the biggest hack ever, when he changed all the clocks at AT&T inorder to turn nightime rates into daytime rates, and vice versa.
Captain Zap got me FREE long distance!!! YAY!!!
by Stuntman November 2, 2004
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captain bumsex

A creature by the name of Manboobs who goes aroung bothering ringpieces frantically while his victims are asleep.
"I've got an arse like a Japanese flag this morning, Captain Bumsex must have ridden my botty again last night."
by frank pubes April 24, 2006
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Captain Kneeus

Originated from the great Amarkus Edward “Kneeus” “Captain Knee” “Big Knee” “Kneeboy” “Lil Dark” Brown.
Look at that nigga kneeus over there.
My BOY CAPTAIN KNEEUS IN THE BUILDING!
by Capt Knee November 12, 2020
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Captain America

big buff patriotic roid-monkey from the 40’s
by JesusInAVan September 28, 2020
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captain's list

the short list of people with whom you would feel comfortable talking on the phone while you are dropping a deuce
My girlfriend has asked me to remove her from my captain's list.
by Ae5Ea8 April 27, 2016
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Captain Mike

A mythical legend that lives in the highlands of Everts.He has a son who he beats everyday.
Captain mike was beating Landon, Landon was very happy
by Brady_gross September 23, 2020
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