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Jelq Shake

When you are jelqing and then shake your rump, usually for a camera.
"Dude, I thought this Kai Centat live stream couldnt get more intese, but then Duke Dennis came on screen and started doing the Jelq Shake!"
by applesforthebublic October 29, 2023
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Mumble and shake

similar to evasive mumbling, refers to the action of mumbling incoherently while simultaneously shaking your head to avoid eye contact, used in a situation where a person wishes not to respond to a question or inquiry, usually from an authority figure such as a parent, teacher or boss
My parents asked me if I had been drinking so I had to give them the mumble and shake
by Daifung February 3, 2010
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cumplain shake

A thick creamy bitter Sweet medicinal mixture of freshly squeezed breast milk and ejaculated semen, which is then blended together and stored at room temperature until it sours, that has been proven to stop chronic complaining by inducing vomiting followed by hysterical laughter. It can be taken orally or used as a skin cream.

Side effects may include frequent urination, vomiting, highly contagious rashes, itchy skin lesions, blindness or blurred vision if it makes direct contact with the eyes, and pregnancy if misused as a vaginal suppository.
The lines for the complaint departments have become so backed up we've had to switch from sympathizing or trying to resolve issues, to administering large doses of a cumplain shake.
by King of the Bomangoddies November 17, 2019
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Shaking that bag

On the streets shaking that bag often means you got a oz of weed or drugs anything you put in baggie so you say I'm shaking that bag of example...
Lexi: Hey B i bet you don't got no weed do you? :B what you mean I been shaking that bag girl
by Brock420 December 20, 2018
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Harlem Shake

A type of dance going viral on the Internet. One person starts dancing like an idiot and more people join in.
Let's do the Harlem Shake!
by Derp 65 May 3, 2017
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shake the snake

Just another definition for jerking off, wanking, masturbating - whatever you wanna call it.
"Man, I´m so horny I´d hump that fat MILF over there"
"Shit, you´re gross. I´d rather shake the snake then climbing on that"
by Pope on Dope November 28, 2016
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Shaking the Change

Male masturbation.

If you put a handful of change in your front pocket and shake it, it looks like masturbation.
I walked in on my friend shaking the change to some hentai porn. Hella awkward.
by FuzzyYellowDuck December 17, 2008
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