Plastic Bouquets

1. Like it's imagery, plastic bouquets is a declaration of love that is cheap and somewhat insincere.

2. Plastic bouquets are acts of love that are cheap or easy and thus do not have the meaning they are intended.

Showing up at her doorstep in the middle of the night was sweet but she couldn't help feeling as if it was all plastic bouquets.

Despite his sincere and desperate love, his actions all seemed like a plastic bouquet and he was left brokenhearted.

by iiexistential June 03, 2006

Plastic Bag

When you do not have a condom

Hey girl if the plastic bag fits it fits.

by Ace Kaye December 04, 2021

Spinning Plastic

Playing vinyl records.

I just got some new vinyl, wanna go spin some plastic?

I can't hear you, I'm spinning plastic.

by deadpocketss December 30, 2011

too plastic

When a BITCH that has big tits/ass walks by and there fits/ass look fake

Damn DAT gir is too plastic

by Whalecakes101 March 16, 2015

Digesting Plastics

A fun experience that will change your life forever.

I digesting plastics on a regular basis

by Robdobalina21 October 05, 2023

Pink plastic

A dildo what lesbians suck on

Those lesbian bitches suck on pink plastics

by Thesuperwisedudewholikespussy October 20, 2021

Plastic Ravioli

A latex sheath to put over the penis covered in an oily substance.

Mario says: use a Plastic Ravioli before Intercourse

Luigi says: put a lasagna in her oven

by Ari_StarStuff August 18, 2023