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Wise-Parker Rule of Three

A misperception of the amount of time passed in someone else's company. Typically, the time dilation is by a factor of 3, however, it may be less with less intense feelings.
Guy: WHAT its already 3 oclock? We've been been together for three hours already?? Its only felt like one.
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!
by Muchacho 1 June 20, 2011
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Luke Parker

A middle-class white guy that has no personality but will try to flex their money with every opportunity they have.
Everyone: Having a normal conversation.
Luke Parker: Opens the bank app on their phone.
by one of those asian kids May 27, 2020
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Parker

Super sexy man beast loves girls
Called Phoenix
No matter what happens a parker will always fall for
A PHEONIX!!!!!!
Parker and pheonix are such a great couple
by Powershot9910 January 30, 2018
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Parker

so there’s this boy, And the way he laughs makes me smile, And the way he talks gives me butterflies, And everything about him makes me happy. His smile paints rays of sunshine all over his face, warm and soft enough to make a sunflower grow. he's the freckled boy that puts the stars in the sky but still motivates me to create my own stars. my love for him is multiplied by the number of stars, take it to infinites, the number of unknown planets and plus the wide of the universe. he's the kind of boy that poems are written about,
did you hear that? it was parker laughing
by kaydenjude November 20, 2018
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Parkere

Parkere is a great guy, who loves sex and men.
dawg, you're like parkere.”
by whosthatt? July 2, 2023
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Dirty Parker

When you desire to win the science Olympiad so bad that you let the judges creampie you and your sibling
Bro I was about to lose the science olympiad but then I just pulled a dirty Parker and it all worked out fine.
by Coach Roberts July 16, 2024
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Parker Dunne

Some random dude who plays Minecraft ALL FUCKING DAY
by PPlayz895 March 24, 2022
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