Jonathan Gelfond

A big thicc man who acts like a woman, loves photography and is hella feminine.
by adriaadria April 16, 2022
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Jonathan billiam squidworth

The most dapper chad in the world. He stops at nothing to open a door for a lady. He is closely related to giga squidward.
Oh my Jonathan Billiam Squidworth just came into the ballroom. He already has two bitches on his shoulders.
by Megasour69 January 29, 2023
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Jonathan Jones

J.J usually charming fit amazing at sports ….. nah I’m just kidding , heavy set , caucasian , ugly has no Girls more than likely a browns fan and acts, looks or talks like a hillbilly ,
1.Hey where’s Jonathan Jones

2 probably doing his cousin in the trailer
by Jonathan J November 23, 2021
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jonathan creek

A locked-room mystery show by the BBC in which magician-assistant/mastermind Jonathan Creek gives zero fucks about his female friends and just wants to go about his day but gets pulled into seemingly impossible murder mysteries every single time.
*while watching intro*
"Oh I quite like that character.."

2 seconds later,

"Oh he's dead. I suppose Jonathan Creek will solve it. "
by vanderHill June 28, 2021
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jonathan bucknell

loves to finger his best friend Edward. he is a very cute young man who isnt very smart or good looking, but he still pulls more than you. jonathan is a very funny sexy young man who loves to watch horses fuck.
'your such a little curry muhcing jonathan bucknell'
by lizraid August 05, 2021
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