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Jonathan

Jonathan is so cool he made the big bang also this person called Dylan that was not his friend has a 2 in
Jonathan is so cool
by coolguy12345678956547654 April 5, 2022
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Jonathan

A fucking hot ass sexy ass bitch who doesn't fucking love me back and he's creeped out by me JUST BECAUSE i wrote a porn about how we had sex (we didn't) and like i have sex with him alot in my head and i need some help he IS SO HOT OMG!!1!
Someone: have you seen jonathan
Me: sexy fucking bitch i've stalked him so hard i know where he lives and i know more about him then he does
Someone: ....WTF never talk to me again you sociopath ass talking to inanimate objects looking ass
by Blanco niña December 29, 2019
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Jonathan

A complete favor that no one likes and wants to die. Commonly referred to as fish
Fuck you jonathan
by Sorry102 April 20, 2018
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Jonathan Appreciation Day

Definition:
A special holiday celebrated on June 3rd each year, dedicated to recognizing and appreciating all the Jonathans in the world for being the absolute best. On this day, friends, family, and colleagues take time to show extra love and gratitude to anyone named Jonathan for their kindness, humor, and all-around awesomeness.

Origin:
First celebrated by a group of friends who realized their buddy Jonathan was simply the best, this day quickly spread through social media and became a beloved annual event.
"Hey, don't forget it's Jonathan Appreciation Day! Make sure to send a shoutout to Jonathan for being the best!"
by ezpzlemonsquzy June 3, 2024
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Jonathan

Jonathan's are usually an amazing person. They are amazing at all sports, and everything else that they do. They are amazing cooks and usually strive for their goals. They are strong but also comforting, and they will also do anything they can to make you smile. They do not play when it comes to arguments and will calmly prove their point and teach you it is okay to be wrong sometimes. They are clean, organized, but can also be all over the place and very fun. They are always mommas boys and love/prioritize their families. They love bracelets and love playing Minecraft and most importantly love their friends and the people most important to them. They are beautiful to look at, very handsome, and have an amazing sense of style. Though you do have to remind them to do certain things because they will forget.
Lyah: I love Jonathan!
Person 1: OMG you should marry him!
by J0nathanL0ver October 8, 2022
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