Ditch

When you betray your friends

“Hey there, yesterday I ditched my gf .o_o”
“Wasn’t she the richest gurl in town?”
“O ye”

by LDA+MB January 22, 2023

Ditch Jihad

A slang used to refer, usually in a derogatory manner, to the indie TTRPG Trench Crusade.

"Ditch Jihad lore drops are so infrequent, and the roster of minis is so small. No wonder it's not very popular."

by DitchJihadist September 25, 2025

ditch-wiener

Synonym for low brow, of low quality, disgusting, or not worth consuming.

Your ditch-wiener son’s not going to date my daughter.

Would you like some hot dogs? Nobody wants that ditch-wiener meat.

(when offered cheap alcohol) That vodka’s ditch-wiener.

Let’s go find a date at Neely.

You’re only going find ditch-wiener girls at that ditch-wiener dorm.

by 08-Patches January 14, 2024

ditch cow

A ditch cow is a person who is rude yet funny.

Many ditch cows come in different forms, yet usually directed towards a sibling.

Stop being such a ditch cow

by Whateverduuude June 1, 2018

ditch lizard

a greasy slimey person

damn bro don’t do it she’s a ditch lizard

man you smell like a ditch lizard

by nothrrealdad June 20, 2024

Digital Ditch

The worst sort of ditching usually performed by a Digital Dick head, The act of dropping out of a online game while the team is in dire need.

Drummer- Tom get over here we need support! We're just down by 5 we can do this

Tom- Nah dude fuck you i'm gonna go play Turok! *Digital Ditches*

Drummer- You Dumbass Digital Dick head!!!

by Deported Donkey January 16, 2009

Ditching

Touching someone sexually

John loves ditching kids, but he has a zero win rate

by MunichBetter January 2, 2025