Jonathan Wayne Bartlett

Jonathan Wayne Bartlett is the savior of the American way. NO, not the Right wing SadoMasochistic dream of Theocratic dominance over Muslims, no, that illusive dream that will see itself risen over the deceptive frauds of all partisan ideology. That Idea.

When Jonathan Wayne Bartlett lost a leg in Iraq, he defiantly screamed, "TAKE EM BOTH, I DONT NEED EM", to which they promply took his left leg above the knee...

by TheTyrant December 5, 2011

Lil' Wayne-abee

Someone who wishes he was as good as Lil' Wayne but probably has more talent than him already because Lil' Wayne sucks but they still want to be like him. These are people who know all the words to every freaking gay song he has sang. They obviously have never listened to EMINEM!!!

Guy #1: "Dude let's play some cards."
Guy #2: "OMFG LIL WAYNES BEST SONG A MILLIE CAME ON I CANT PLAY NOW I MUST LEARN AND WORSHIP HIM." (guy #2 singing) IM A MILLIONAIRE IM A YOUNG MONEY MILLIONAIRE TOUGHER THAN NIGERIAN HAIR."
Guy #1,2,3,4,5 "What a Lil' Wayne-abee."

by SICKAMOFO July 8, 2009

john wayne gacy

John Wayne Gacy was a very sick individual who murdered 33 people- ages range from 9-27. He buries 27 out of the 30 under his house. He Also dressed up as a clown. That is how he lured little kids into his possession. He would coax and sometimes force co-workers in his house, cuff them to the bed, and suffocate them with their own underwear. He would then commit some necrophelia stuff on them, and then prry them in his crawl space. Kind of creepy.

quote from him: "I should have been convicted for anything more seriosu than running a cemetery without a license."- John Wayne Gacy

by Sean Rayburn May 2, 2005

lil wayne fan

1. A person who likes lil wayne. Also see: Idiot, retard, dick, moron
2. A total jackass who thinks lil wayne is "the troof"

1.

dont hang out with him hes a dumbass lil wayne fan

2.

person 1: whos the best rapper?
person 2: eminem dogg
person 3: lil wayne! hes the troof!
*person 1 & 2 slowly walk away as not to have the dumbness rub off on them*

by dude-im-cool-43 August 6, 2010

John Wayne hemorrhoids

The sound of large amounts of change banging against one's leg whilst wearing loose trousers. So named because of the similarity with the sound of cowboy boot spurs.

"I went to the shop this morning to buy a packet of Apple Hubba Bubba. I only had a £20 note but they had no fivers or tenners! So I've now got a pocket of Cunt's Tender and a very bad case of the John Wayne hemorrhoids."

by Skinbro July 20, 2008

Lil' Wayne Drunk

When someone is so intoxicated that he/she starts to talk like Lil' Wayne raps.

Dude 1: Dude, whats wrong with him, did he have a stroke?
Dude 2: Nah, he's just Lil' Wayne Drunk

by vrk15495 May 25, 2015

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Elaina Bobbit caught John Wayne Bobbit with his pants down, so she decided to grab his weenee and bobbit! <sword is for illustrative purposes only>

by Mike Bozdog June 24, 2006