Washington Herpes Bowl

To perform a Washington Herpes Bowl, first find someone who has herpes. Then peel off some of their skin and put it in a bowl. Proceed to shit, piss, cum, spit, and add a drop of your own blood to the bowl, then drink it and puke it back into the bowl. Find dog feces and use a shower cap to pick it up. Wear the shower cap on your head, host a house party and share the Washington Herpes Bowl with everyone there!

They had a Washington Herpes Bowl at grandpa's funeral yesterday. Reminded me of him.

by realrealbananapeel November 3, 2023

Washington Robbery

Your significant pushes a turd to the mouth of the anus, you then remove the turd with your hands, inserting it into your partner's reproductive organ, after insertion you penetrate the turd spreading it around the orifice.

Hey Ben i cannot come to Golden Corrall tonight bonnie wants a Washington robbery.

by John J Jingleheimerschmidt August 2, 2024

blud washington

a person who is being a bad person

bro ur being a blud washington rn

by Glilblet March 21, 2025

George Washington

A sexual act involving one partner ejaculating on the other partner’s teeth, then making them brush their teeth with the semen.

Person 1: “Dude, did you hear about how this lady got George Washingtoned by her boyfriend?”

by COCOK February 6, 2024

George Washington

The first POTUS, and the guy you never listened to when it came to political parties.

George Washington: "Let me now warn you in the most solemn manner against the baneful effects of the spirit of party. The common and continual mischiefs of the spirit of party are sufficient to make it the interest and duty of a wise people to discourage and restrain it. It serves always to distract the public councils and enfeeble the public administration. It agitates the community with ill-founded jealousies and false alarms; kindles the animosity of one part against another. In governments purely elective, it is a
spirit not to be encouraged."
*Centuries later...2024 presidential election nominates Donald Trump as the forty-seventh president of the United States.*
Guy: "What the fuck? How did this happen?"
Sabrina: "This country is gay. Figuratively."
That guy with the goatee & wraparound shades: "FUCK YEAR! 'murica will be BETTER THAN EVER!"
George Washington: "...you all fail me."

by 7568ino April 25, 2025

Martha Washington

a hip, hip, hip hip lady...

"Martha Washington was a hip, hip, hip hip lady..."

by josephtacos December 29, 2022

California, Hawaii, Oregon and Washington

The worst states. I’m sorry but they are bad. I’m a Cajun and have no use for these people.

(Don’t worry, there are lots of things out there in this world with Suck.)

California, Hawaii, Oregon and Washington are full of morons

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 21, 2020