Gash Splash

when a woman needs to urgently piss and doesnt have the time to take her dress off

friend:"wow that was a fast piss!"
pisser:"yeah i had a quick gash splash behind that caravan"
friend:"holla!"

by pissyboy March 27, 2011

Smurf splashed

This happens when you visit a porta-john or portable outhouse and need to drop a #2 into the bottom. When you give your final push and it lands, your rectum and buttox are then covered in the familiar blue water resulting in getting smurf splashed.

This normally occurs after the porta-john has been cleaned and fresh blue liquid has been put inside the reservoir.

I had to take a crap and dude i tell you, i have never been smurf splashed like i was just then.

by raptor13fox July 22, 2011

Nash Splash

Ejaculating in somebody's eye directly or shortly after hitting them in the eye with the penis (i.e. a 'Nash Bash').

She's proper dirty, I was like, 'Nash Bash, Nash Splash!' and she LOVED it.

by Mogzy G August 7, 2011

Back-Splash

The water that hits your ass after a medium to large piece of shit breaks the surface of the toilet water, thus creating a splash effect.

My ass was wet after that large shit i took because of the amount of Back-Splash that came after it.

by Hungarian Barbarian October 27, 2011

Toilet Splash

when your taking a shit and the water from the toilet splashed on your ass due to the impact.

bro 1 - “bro why is your ass soggy?”
bro 2 - “dude i got toilet splash”

by ilovescout March 21, 2023

Cauldron splash

When you are taking a dump and the splash of the water comes back and hits your butthole

Jim was taking a shit when he jumped of the toilet due to the unexpected cold temperature of the cauldron splash

by Hefe Dragon January 24, 2023

The 27 Splash

The act of making someone else's girlfriend squirt. The term references a combination of Houston Astros #27 Altuve hitting it the ball out of the park. There's also an element of someone cheating, usually the wife/gf in this case.

Bull: Why you mad bro?
Boyfriend: I had to change my sheets because you gave my girl The 27 Splash!

by el samich dirty January 29, 2023