homer simpsoning

Verb
To leave church before the pastor says to.
S31 E20

Rod: We can't leave till the pastor says to.
Ned: Who told you that?
Tod: You did- you called it Homer Simpsoning

by Batman091190 October 1, 2020

Homer simpson

An insult used in a nuclear power plant for the same lazy actions of Homer Simpson

Who hired the homer Simpson?

by Kidinthycorner January 15, 2022

Bart Simpson Edits

A picture of Bart Simpson with hearts and a XXXtentation song in the background

Emo kid: "Hey check out my Bart Simpson edits."
Average kid: "What no! I am a normal person don't bring that depressed shit near me!"
Bystander: "fake depression should be illegal."
Emo kid: "Wait no! ITS REAL!!!!"

by BigMen1234 December 12, 2022

Bart Simpson

To choke someone like Homer Simpson did to his son Bart Simpson in the early episodes

That bitch has me so mad I'm about to Bart Simpson her ass!!!

by The Trappedout Jesus May 27, 2022

Simpsoned

The act of making questionable decisions causing involvement by local law enforcement.

Hey man, have fun tonight, but make sure you don't get Simpsoned. I don't have time to bail you out tomorrow.

by The Simpsonator 3000 November 4, 2011

The Simpsons

a very bad show i am talking VERY TERRIBLE show if you ever watch the simpsons then you are promised to get aids percent to get aids Family Guy is way better than just some yellow people with a diabetic father The Simpsons

may have a better rating then family guy but Rotten Tomatoes do not know how better family guy is.

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by morimaxamus June 20, 2019

Simpson's Adage

All adages should be read and thought as if they start with "Generally, ", this includes Simpson's adage.

Person A: "Many hands make light work." / "Things are not always what they seem" / "It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law."
Person B: "Yeah but you should consider Simpson's adage."

by odddozen June 21, 2021