jew hit

baseball term relating to a weak hit. i.e a bloop or infield hit where it seems it was all luck

Joe hits one off the end of the bat weakly to the third baseman and beats the throw

Scorekeeper: Was that a hit?

Coach: No just a jew hit

by whatsgoodie1 April 2, 2009

Atheist Jew

Someone who is Israeli/Hebrew but doesnt believe in god. They Still practice the parts of judaism that benefits them, such as a barmitspha to get gifts. etc.

Otherwise, a poser Jew.

"I dont believe in god, i just participate in all the jewish practices for the gifts. Im an Atheist Jew"

"hah your a poser jew"

by omnomnomnomnomnom May 20, 2009

Winkiel-Jew

A weird jewish kid who has no friends

Man Jake is a fuckin winkiel-Jew

by Big G killa May 23, 2006

Stinky jew

A ginger jew who likes to grab you on fall guys, is commonly called sol or Declan like to touch you in bed so you become a stinky jew too

Sol is a stinky jew

by Jewish gas chamber August 19, 2020

Jew tip

To leave a very small tip

Waiter: You know what, you can take you jew tip back, because you must need it more than me.

Jew: Oh well thank you you little shlinskfdasfdku (Yiddish).

by jdupon21 December 30, 2009

Jew Hunter

I person who hunts jews for the gold quarters the keep in their jew pants. Many Jew hunters these days are acctually jewish people just looking for more quarters.

Sam "Today I got caught by a jew hunter"
Sam's Jew Wife "Oh Dear! Are your quarters safe?"
Sam "He got the ones in my pouch but I had some hiden in my Jew sock"

by Auldy March 10, 2008

Jew Meat

Meat that has been prepared to conform to the Jewish dietary laws. Kosher.

Playing mad libs

Man: "What's the word for Jew meat?"

Woman: "Kosher?"

Man: "Oh yeah... Jew meat... ha."

by J.P.H. June 12, 2008