look at that gabe
by TTVstreamerbtw December 11, 2018

Blond. Short. And really annoying, he has no friends and will fuck anyone on the first date. Really desperate. Really really desperate. Tiny dick. Will date anyone just to get a free meal and some sex. really desperate little mother fucker.
Is in love with a stripper that he met in the bar. Has no life, no friends, no family, no relatives cause everyone thinks he's creepy
Is in love with a stripper that he met in the bar. Has no life, no friends, no family, no relatives cause everyone thinks he's creepy
Person 1. Omg!! I think Gabe likes me
Person 2. Hell nah girl, you're too good for him, he fucks on the first date
Person 1. Ew he needs help
Person 2. Hell nah girl, you're too good for him, he fucks on the first date
Person 1. Ew he needs help
by yes, i am a bitch June 17, 2018

The man was very gabe when talking to us.
by genji_DNA March 1, 2023

Gabe is a giant sexy man, weighing around 250 pounds. everyone wants to act like him because he is a mighty man. His cock weighs around 2.3 pounds and is 11 inches long.He is a master of seduction and can bench press around 100
by Fat cock master June 10, 2022

verb. To stash alcohol or drugs on one's person and consume this covertly, in an attempt to avoid the consequences/the rules.
“I thought the party would be boring so I gabed it”
- “Damn bro, my girlfriend is making me go to this Ed Sheeran concert”
- “Why don’t you just gabe-it?”
- “Damn bro, my girlfriend is making me go to this Ed Sheeran concert”
- “Why don’t you just gabe-it?”
by GraciasSenor July 12, 2023
