Cumayo cocktail

When you drink a packet of mayonnaise and it reaches to your rectum just as you’re getting an anal creampie.

My big burly man of a boyfriend whipped me up a cumayo cocktail last night!

by MayoBartender November 24, 2021

peelotov cocktail

A bottle filled with human urine thrown in a manner similar to a molotov cocktail.

My friend needed to pee on a road trip, and the driver refused to pull over, so he grabbed an empty Gatorade bottle, went to the back of the car and made a peelotov cocktail.

by PompousBastard July 9, 2017

cocktail tease

A person who says he wants to get drinks in the evening but than bails out.

Person A: hello so its on for tonight, you want to hit that bar?
Person B: sorry bro Im too tired
Person A: your a such a cocktail tease

by Cocktail tease November 9, 2022

Jim jones cocktail

Covid shot

That Jim Jones cocktail isn’t a vaccine

by EvilXY March 3, 2022

Chris Cornell Cocktail

A drug cocktail of Ativan, prednisone and omeprazole, all found at the scene of Chris Cornell’s death and believed to be the reason for his suicide.

Man, this Chris Cornell Cocktail is making me manic as fuck

by whamola99 August 16, 2021

Cocktail

When you have a story about an unusual sex scenario.

Bro I have a mad cocktail to tell ya

by EFFFFFFFFFFF March 30, 2020

Corana Cocktail

A cocktail consumed around 10:30 AM because according to McDonalds (which are the laws of the USA) it is no longer breakfast. Therefore acceptable to consume a cocktail.

Person 1: Do you want a Corana Cocktail?
Person 2: Is that a question?

by Kaminsky April 25, 2020