Banana Falafel

When a man places a banana inside the bellybutton of a woman, and then drapes a falafel over it in a blanket like way. He then places the other end of the banana inside his own bellybutton and proceeds to gyrate. This is extremely sexual, and causes both parties to achieve awesome sexual pleasures almost instantly.

Girl: I think we should try a Banana Falafel next
Boy: Alright, I'll get the banana, you get the Falafel.

by McPLaura April 21, 2011

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broke as bananas

1. To be entirely out of funds; even to the point that some might argue that it's insane how out of funds you are.
2. To not only be out of funds, but to know that your next incoming paycheck will be entirely dedicated to bills.

Person 1: Wanna catch a movie?
Person 2: Nah, man. I'm broke as a joke.
Person 1: It's cool, I'll cover you and you can pay me back next time.
Person 2: Appreciate it, but I can't. I'm two months behind on rent as well. I'm broke as bananas.

by SuperEboy December 24, 2012

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banana turd

When u dip your dick skin in chocolate butter and stick it up your wifes queef hole and she yells holy shit fuck me again Jonny you got me

That bitch is getting the banana turd u got me

by Rusty trombone January 20, 2017

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banana fucking

The act of cutting a plantain to the length of your dick, extrtacting the contents from the peel, and FUCKING it

P1: My GF went on a trip tonight, so once she left, I restarted an old guilty pleasure...
P2: Oh?
P1: I did some banana fucking.
P2: You need help, bruh.

by Doctor Fucker January 29, 2017

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