Ham in the Trunk

Back door entry, doggie style

Steven: My fanny is sore 'cause of the ham in my trunk last night
William is sure uptight... Well yea its been a while since hes had a ham in the trunk!!

by Joepasaurus April 2, 2008

Sweatin' Hams

To sweat, sweating constantly, sweating a lot.

Erik: It's kinda hot in here.

Nathan: Yeah, I'm sweatin' hams.

by eHebb January 27, 2008

ham spear

A slang word for a man's member.

My Ham Spear is my partners best friend.

by Heritage Barbershop January 5, 2018

ham and motherfuckers

The true name for lima beans and ham found in c-rations. The ham was good, the lima beans were the motherfuckers.

Man, all that's left is the ham and motherfuckers. Couldn't even get the ham patties this time.

by Crustyrusty81 July 24, 2020

SPLAK these hams

To ejaculate, skeet, cum, blow load, spray, or shoot a load on her butt cheeks

Steve: I went to the store and I met this girl she was real real fine. I tapped her on the sholder and said "excuss me mamm"

Sammy: She pulled down her pants and sid "splak these hams"

by Sammy that girl September 7, 2006

dumb ham

to nut the fuck up, or snap on somebody with lack of conscience thinking beforehand

this chick went dumb ham on that bitch the other day when she said she her man was fucking her now!

by megaz0 October 22, 2010

Ham Cabinet

A large, gaping vagina used for the purpose of storage, as it is too large to receive pleasure. The ham cabinet is a very secure form of storage and is often used to transport good overseas, and has been known to be used to smuggle drugs and other paraphernalia in the black market.

The first known use of the ham cabinet was during the 1600's when Puritan woman would use them to carry wood, farm supplies, groceries, and personal belongings.

Ex. 1
Husband: "Honey, have you seen my car keys and my briefcase?"
Wife: "Don't worry, they're right here in my ham cabinet."

Ex. 2
Doctor 1: "Where's the disposal for the used gloves and the used needles?"
Doctor 2: "Due to recent cutbacks, we had to do away with the disposal programs, but you can use my ham cabinet."

by murphy'slaw March 25, 2011