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straight gangster decision 

A decision made by one member of a group when there is a lot of indecisiveness between a group of friends on their next move. It often comes when the zero-hour to make a move is near or has already passed. In an effort to prevent a lame time someone presses a decision past the zero-hour to salvage the day, night or "situation".

When announced the decision is not discussed and action is taken immediately by the group to make the decision a reality. The decision is always preceded with the statement "Alright I'm about to make a straight gangster decision..."

If you have any doubt people will not follow your decision keep your mouth shut, clearly you are not any type of leader.
Alright I'm about to make a straight gangster decision... everyone get fuckin' dressed and we're driving into the City to get fucked up and grind up on bitches even if they don't want it
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Straight Chillin 

at home, kickin it, enjoying life, relaxing, chillin like George Straight
“I’m at home straight chillin
Straight Chillin by madsweldo March 23, 2019

Straight up not having a good time

This is when you’re not having an enjoyable time and you’d rather be doing something else. This is my mood everyday at school.
Me at school

Bro I am straight up not having a good time

“Same bro

Straight-goer 

Someone who does not participate in any criminal activities

Straight To DVD 

A comment usually said in response to an unsatisfactory insult or comedic attempt. Derived from Disney Channel sequels that, instead of being released into movie theaters, are sent "straight to DVD".

NOTE: if an insulter attempts to redeem himself, only to produce another bad comment, then user is allowed use the follow-up comment "locked in the disney fault" if necessary. ( in reference to remastered Disney movies on sale for short periods of time )
Guy 1: i'm in the KKK..the kool kidz klub..
Guy 2: straight to dvd....
Guy 1: YEAH WELL YALL A BUNCH OF KNUCKLEHEADS
Guy 2: dude, locked up in the disney vault.

Straight fire

Straight fire is a common Aussie slang. It's used to describe something/someone so unperceivably hot, that just saying hot doesn't do justice. In order for someone/something to be straight fire, the majority of your squad must agree with it. Fire emoji is a good synonym of straight fire.
Random hot girl - Hey Vin

Vin - Damn girl, looking straight fire 🔥🔥
Random hot girl - what

Vin - what

The whole squad - Oi boys, check this girl out.. fuck I swear she is straight fire, holyyyyy

Jordo - Nah mate, I have seen better
Straight fire by DaddyMacCactus February 9, 2017

straight as a ruler

something closeted people use to describe themselves to hint that they’re attracted to the same gender, often used by people who are attracted to the opposite gender as well as the same (ie. bisexuals)
person 1: how are you so straight but so gay at the same exact time

person 2: i’m straight as a ruler
straight as a ruler by mori13 February 4, 2021