Titties that are so perfect that they can be only seen on the days of srping break (this will depend on school or work)
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Rusty- why does jeff have water spots all over his shirt?
Tyler- I think he had a surprise springback.
Rusty- hmm, definatley.
Tyler- I think he had a surprise springback.
Rusty- hmm, definatley.
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Sons of bitches that sit behind you in a movie theatre and either; Chew their popcorn with their mouth open and don't realize that everyone around them is getting annoyed. Or, those bastards that breathe extremely loud and decide to let everyone know.
Annoyed person 1: What the hell is that noise, i'm trying to watch this movie!
Annoyed person 2: It's those damn sphincter spix behind us!
Annoyed person 2: It's those damn sphincter spix behind us!
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Get the Hot Spring mug.A high school in the middle of nowhere. Our school is filled with rednecks, wanna be anime stars, and everything in between.
We are so-so at football, and we have this thing called LBJ against Boiling Springs but we lose almost every year - but hey, car smash! Better than winning a tournament over our rivals!
So, yeah, there’s Big Spring for yah. Actually, I was being too harsh in the beginning; there are actually some people who have potential but others, oh no. And I was being harsh about the LBJ - to Boiling Springs. They win like every year.
Also, Morgan Mickle, who’s TikTok famous, goes there, so that’s cool. And, were in the same state as The Office. Getting in relationships basically counts on your ‘swag’ and ‘drip.’ So if you wear a hat backwards or wear a shirt with freakin’ roses on it, like Vans, and your a boy, your basically guaranteed a girlfriend. Unless your in a REAL relationship. Are other sports teams are actually very, very good though. Our principal, Mrs. someone (idk her name lol, she’s like unnoticeable), is very kewl and interesting.
So yeah. BSHS. Incredible stuff.
We are so-so at football, and we have this thing called LBJ against Boiling Springs but we lose almost every year - but hey, car smash! Better than winning a tournament over our rivals!
So, yeah, there’s Big Spring for yah. Actually, I was being too harsh in the beginning; there are actually some people who have potential but others, oh no. And I was being harsh about the LBJ - to Boiling Springs. They win like every year.
Also, Morgan Mickle, who’s TikTok famous, goes there, so that’s cool. And, were in the same state as The Office. Getting in relationships basically counts on your ‘swag’ and ‘drip.’ So if you wear a hat backwards or wear a shirt with freakin’ roses on it, like Vans, and your a boy, your basically guaranteed a girlfriend. Unless your in a REAL relationship. Are other sports teams are actually very, very good though. Our principal, Mrs. someone (idk her name lol, she’s like unnoticeable), is very kewl and interesting.
So yeah. BSHS. Incredible stuff.
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Brooklyn Nigga 1: Yo GL aka Lee letz stop by jersey camera ryt of Rte.59 spring valley nd steal some goodiez frm dat dumasS!
Brooklyn Nigga 2: JWill aka Jeremiah da kopz iz madd nozey nigga letz do dis at nyt.
Brooklyn Nigga 1: Nd da gurlz b ugly lol.
Brooklyn Nigga 2: I kno! but wuddis gotta do wiff robing da arabian dumbass??
Brooklyn Nigga 1: Kuz we cant show off infrunnov ugly bitchez.
Brooklyn Nigga 2:Ya gotta point lil nigga,by tha way facebook him jeremiah williams frm NY beyyotch!ohh maggie wut up
Brooklyn Nigga 2: JWill aka Jeremiah da kopz iz madd nozey nigga letz do dis at nyt.
Brooklyn Nigga 1: Nd da gurlz b ugly lol.
Brooklyn Nigga 2: I kno! but wuddis gotta do wiff robing da arabian dumbass??
Brooklyn Nigga 1: Kuz we cant show off infrunnov ugly bitchez.
Brooklyn Nigga 2:Ya gotta point lil nigga,by tha way facebook him jeremiah williams frm NY beyyotch!ohh maggie wut up
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