soggy biscuts 

a group of men jack off on a biscut, the last to come must eat the biscut

jackie had to eat the soggy biscuts

soggy biscuts by halloooaoaoaoao May 5, 2010

Soggy knee 

Waking up from a hot and sweaty bed session with your partner and whilst you are sleeping your knee is resting on the damp patch that you have both made from last night's activity

(Man) oh I had the worst sleep ever
(Woman) why mine was brilliant
(Man) I woke up with a "soggy knee"

Soggy knee by kenkenboi June 5, 2016

SOGGY CORNDOG 

When one of your peers ejaculates on your dick and you have sex with another girl and she gets pregnent with twins. One of them is yours and the other is the peers (that ejaculated on your dick).

I gave your girlfriend a Soggy Corndog after your dad ejaculated on my dick.

SOGGY CORNDOG by Ben & Mials January 24, 2011

Soggy chicken balling

The act of dipping your testicles in sweet and sour sauce then proceeding to have anal sex with your partner from behind until all the sauce has been slapped off of your balls and into their vagina.

Jodie caught an infection from when I was soggy chicken balling her last week.

Soggy chicken balling by Curly smurf May 21, 2018

soggy doily 

a sex act performed in the doggy-style position. the penetrating partner comes, pulls out, takes off the used condom, and slaps the mark of their initials onto the other partner's ass cheeks with it.

Jack watched Jermaine give Tom a soggy doily in the kitchen.

soggy doily by jack has an idea June 27, 2010

Soggy Ruler 

Using your wet penis as a ruler during your GCSE maths examination, after previously having intercourse minutes before.

Glad I had sex before the exam. Had to use a soggy ruler on question 17.

Soggy Ruler by LongDongDylan October 8, 2014

Soggy Baguette 

noun
noun: soggy baguette; plural noun: soggy baguettes

1. vulgar slang

- a term for erectile dysfunction.

I though Jared had a foot-long submarine sandwich, but all he had was a soggy baguette.

Soggy Baguette by YellowSwordtail July 27, 2017