Shittin' Sittin'

1. To keep oneself safe.

2. To be a wimp.

1. Listen bro I ain't doin' somethin' so stupid. I'm shittin' sittin'."

2. "Man, you really won't come with us? You shittin' sittin'!"

by Yitayningwut November 17, 2011

Close Sitter

A close sitter is somebody who sits near you on a form of public transport, normally unintentionally.

if you are sitting on a bus, and no one else is on the bus, the driver stops to pick one person up and they have the entire bus to choose a seat yet they decide to pick the seat DIRECTLY behind you thus the term close sitter.

by Badlybornboy July 20, 2012

Zone sitting

When someone in Call Of Duty is sitting in a specific zone of the map on the game mode Domination.

When you and your team are being killed by people zone sitting by their flag in Domination.

by Luziach Swag May 6, 2013

Pole-sitting

When someone try to collect as many weapons and perks in an online game without leveling up, so they have an advantage over other players of the same level.

He has been at level 38 for over a week. He is pole-sitting so he can win more events and beat people to improve his stats.

by blazer13 September 4, 2013

boyfriend-sitting

When your partner has a need to hire someone such as a friend, to temporarily entertain you.

Hey Stacy, can you babysit Frank on skype for a little bit. Thanks for boyfriend-sitting

by frankjameso February 14, 2014

dog sitter

A person or people who look after dogs in their free time. Just like a babysitter but with dogs. This person is usually addicted to dogs and will approach a dog in any situation.

Angus: hey look theirs a dog

Nathan: (runs over and starts stroking the dog) ohhhh yeeeeesssss

Angus: hey, can anyone look after my dog for a bit

Nathan: oh yes ! Me I'll do it, I'm a dog sitter

by Simon pidgley June 30, 2016

Seoul sitting desk

A sex act that modifies the doggy-style position. In this position, the top uses the bend in the small of the bottom's back to prop up a device playing porn.

My wife really wants to have sex but I don't know if I can get it up for her anymore!

Relax, dude. For all you care, you could be having sex with Riley Reid if you can sneak in a Seoul sitting desk.

by Raulcito August 28, 2017