The B.B. Shakedown is the most strenuous sexual position known to man. Many argue this title belongs to the Italian Chandelier, but in reality, the B.B. Shakedown requires the most physical exertion of any sex position. It is when the man supports himself on the floor with only one hand (two if he must) as the female latches on to his body in the missionary position, but her back is not touching the ground, so she is only hanging on by her arms and legs. The male then does pushups with the female attatched to him, while she humps the guy. The man thus must support both his own and the womans weight, while the woman hanging must support her own body while doing upward pelvic thrusts against gravity. Only two people are known to be able to do this amazing feat. One is me, and the girl knows exactly who she is. Be jealous.
Guy 1- "Oh man, I woke up today and my abs and arms hurt so much, you dont even know."
Guy 2- "Really? what did you do?"
Guy 1- "Me and ::insert girls name here:: decided to try the B.B. Shakedown last night. It was incredible."
Guy 2- "You. Are. A. God."
Guy 2- "Really? what did you do?"
Guy 1- "Me and ::insert girls name here:: decided to try the B.B. Shakedown last night. It was incredible."
Guy 2- "You. Are. A. God."
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