To receive a blow job in a car at high speed while taking a dump in a bed pan, or the seat if you could care less, and smoking crack simaltaneously.
See also blumpkin, crumpkin, and speed blump
See also blumpkin, crumpkin, and speed blump
Jaeff- "Dude, my GF just gave me a speed crumpkin on the HW, and now i'm gonna need some oxy clean for my car."
Joe- "Wait what does HW stand for?"
Jaeff- "The highway bro, duh."
Joe- "Oh, ha ha ha, you didn't use the bed pan, again?"
Joe- "Wait what does HW stand for?"
Jaeff- "The highway bro, duh."
Joe- "Oh, ha ha ha, you didn't use the bed pan, again?"
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crack and methamphetamine - "Mexican speedballs" is a code phrase which means the same as crack cocaine
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Slow down! The speed humps ahead will mess up your car yo.
We were running super late to the fiesta so Keisha and I had to speed hump in the shower yo.
Cory is such a speed humper.... we were done in like eight seconds!
We were running super late to the fiesta so Keisha and I had to speed hump in the shower yo.
Cory is such a speed humper.... we were done in like eight seconds!
by Bear Number 1 July 22, 2007
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Speed is a slang word for powerful stimulant drugs. Speed has a broad meaning, it describes almost all powerful stimulants, whether street drugs or perscription drugs, except for cocaine. The most common use of the word Speed is when describing Methamphetamine or street Amphetamines, But can also slang for any of the following street drugs (parenthesis are slang):
-Methamphetamine (Meth, Crystal, Crank)
-Street Amphetamines
-MDMA (Ecstasy)
-MDA
Speed also is used to describe any of the following Prescription ADHD medications, usually referred to as speed when using the medication to get high. (parenthesis are brand names)
-Dextroamphetamine (Aderall, Vyvanese, Dexedrine)
-Methylphenidate or Ritalin (Ritalin, Concerta)
Some of speed's effects: increased energy, nervousness, shaking or trembling, dilated pupils, Euphoria, anxiety, stress, increase in focus, racing thoughts, increased sex drive, insomnia, restlessness, body aches, dry mouth, complete loss of appetite, grinding teeth, twitching of the eyes or "tweaking" etc.
Speed is powerful, and isn’t for everyone. The comedown isn’t fun, but is often exaggerated on the internet. Just drink water and sleep, and quit being a pussy.
Speed is a slang word for powerful stimulant drugs. Speed has a broad meaning, it describes almost all powerful stimulants, whether street drugs or perscription drugs, except for cocaine. The most common use of the word Speed is when describing Methamphetamine or street Amphetamines, But can also slang for any of the following street drugs (parenthesis are slang):
-Methamphetamine (Meth, Crystal, Crank)
-Street Amphetamines
-MDMA (Ecstasy)
-MDA
Speed also is used to describe any of the following Prescription ADHD medications, usually referred to as speed when using the medication to get high. (parenthesis are brand names)
-Dextroamphetamine (Aderall, Vyvanese, Dexedrine)
-Methylphenidate or Ritalin (Ritalin, Concerta)
Some of speed's effects: increased energy, nervousness, shaking or trembling, dilated pupils, Euphoria, anxiety, stress, increase in focus, racing thoughts, increased sex drive, insomnia, restlessness, body aches, dry mouth, complete loss of appetite, grinding teeth, twitching of the eyes or "tweaking" etc.
Speed is powerful, and isn’t for everyone. The comedown isn’t fun, but is often exaggerated on the internet. Just drink water and sleep, and quit being a pussy.
Dude, me and joey got so high on speed last weekend we haven't slept in over 3 days!
Speed is a slang term describing almost all powerful stimulants
I fucked my wife last night while we were both up on speed, i lasted for 3 hours, it makes your sex drive unbeleivable!
Me: Dude, i gotta study for my english final tomorrow night and im so tired. Can i get some of your speed?
Roomate: Yeah my aderall is on the top shelf.
Speed is a slang term describing almost all powerful stimulants
I fucked my wife last night while we were both up on speed, i lasted for 3 hours, it makes your sex drive unbeleivable!
Me: Dude, i gotta study for my english final tomorrow night and im so tired. Can i get some of your speed?
Roomate: Yeah my aderall is on the top shelf.
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