shaking hands with the governor of love

Tossing Off

From Latin - Shakus Handus withus theus governorus ofus loveus - meaning choking the chicken, tossing off, wanking

From the motion of "shaking hands" with you cock (the governor of love)

I was too busy shaking hands with the governor of love to get your text

by Tom P. Cock April 21, 2006

Mangekyō Sharingan

An advanced form of sharingan, possesed by a very few in the Uchiha clan.

Every Mangekyō Sharingan looks different and no 2 people will have the exact form.

There have been 5 people Who have been able to use this eye technique: Sasuke Uchiha, Itachi Uchiha, Madara Uchiha, Kakashi Hatake, and Izuna Uchiha

I didnt know Kakashi could use Mangekyō Sharingan!

by Dazek April 22, 2011

Creep-shaming

(Creep-shay-ming) v. The act of stopping a man’s unwanted advances by calling him or his actions “creepy.” That will usually stop a man’s efforts to fuck you cold for it is the worst thing a man could be called and is tantamount to a female being called a “slut” (i.e slut-shaming). Term also could be utilized by other men as a “ cock-blocking” device.

That guy kept bothering me, but I started creep-shaming him....and he finally left me alone.

by njsp7022 November 14, 2018

Slut Shaming

A term invented by feminazis to shame people (mainly men) for calling out their partner's cheating or affair.

Guy: "My wife cheated on me. That fucking skank."
Sane People (including other feminists): "I'm sorry to hear that, man. Dump her, you deserve better."
Feminazi: "OMG STOP SLUT SHAMING HER U MISOGYNISTIC PIG! SHE'S A PROUD WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN!!11!1"

by Super Thicc September 9, 2020

latin booty shaking 101

a class that one takes solely for the purpose of ogling the eye candy. so named because latin booty shaking is a spectator sport, yet many seeming heterosexual males are very interested in taking part in an activity they have no reason to take part in.

Rick: Dude, do you want to take "nursing" next year?

Astley: Naw brah, that class is so gay

Rick: Lemme put it this way. It's basically "latin booty shaking 101" nawmeeeen?

Astley: Ohhhhhh, dude hellz to the yeah!

by mcsamchilovin' June 14, 2009

searing the jumbo shrimp

to jerk off

"When I returned to the tent, my friend Bob was searing the jumbo shrimp"

by Gus Bettella November 19, 2003

Shaking Hands With The Puppet Master

This is a phrase that a gentleman may use to indicate that he is about to masturbate (referring, of course, to the penis as being a metaphor for a puppeteer's hand, with the female being the puppet).

Now with your kind permission, madam, I would like to retreat into the back room and engage in shaking hands with the puppet master. I shan't be long.

Jenkins was feeling very horny yesterday, as he hadn't participated in shaking hands with the puppet master since the weekend.

by Karfungulator October 23, 2007