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Zoop Scooping

Zoop scooping is the art of a group of men ejaculating onto a hard surface and leaving it to dry. Once dry, rat poison is inserted into the pee hole in preparation for moisturizing the semen. Once pissed on, the men will scoop up the rat poison covered piss semen with their toes. All the men then suck each others toes with intent of consuming the piss poisoned semen. Zoop scooping can me used as a method of self-harm or suicide.
Oh man what an awful week… you guys wanna go zoop scooping tonight?
by Goonmonkeyheheheh October 17, 2024
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Scoop

Cupping one's hand and grazing it upwardly upon someone's neck, under the chin. Typically followed by the scooper saying "Scoop!"
Natalya pressed the back of her hand against BJ's neck and scooped scoo
"SCOOP!" she shouted.
BJ sighed and dropped his head in defeat.
by TYLERTYLERTYLER December 21, 2008
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Scoop

A racial slur referring to a black jew.
by Narwalz November 21, 2018
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Scoop

Scoop is an American gone UK slang term. It’s derivative from the word “lift”, meaning pick someone up. It’s commonly used in the Norfolk area of England.
by Yourdargie September 10, 2023
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Scoop and Score

When you don’t want to get out of the shower or waffle stomp, so you poop in your hand and toss it in the toilet from the shower.
Sometimes the shower feels so good, scoop and score is the only way to go!
by JRentCy June 24, 2025
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Scoop

A fire ass song by Lil Nas X, featuring Doja Cat 😍
by Stream montero February 5, 2022
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