Salty Toupee

two middle aged men jack off onto each others balding spots on their head.

i walked in on my grandpa getting a salty toupee

by properperversions September 6, 2012

Salty

Adjective: The act of being a sore loser and having a negative attitude.

Man Rich is sooooo salty, nigga shouldnt take things so personally...

by nyamachoma September 25, 2014

Salty

Describing someone as hot / attractive.

Jennifer: "You and me are going out tonight"
Needy: "Uh, what's tonight?"
Jennifer: "Because Low Shoulder are playing at Malibu lane. They're this indie rock band from the city, I saw their Myspace page and the lead singer is extra "salty".

by Hollisterboycali January 18, 2015

Salty Cheerios

When a man dips his genitals into a bowl of cheerios and milk and his partner proceeds to eat and suck the milky cheerios off of his genitals.

"Hey baby its too early to do missionary" "Okay! Let's do the salty cheerios!"

by Colonel Sanders III July 1, 2011

salty crouton

teabagging someone after working out and building up a sweat

Man I worked up such a good sweat after that workout, I just had to give a salty crouton to my girlfriend. Mainly for cleanup of course.

by Gastrogary February 20, 2011

Salty Senorita

roller disco move where an ill shindig skater will get up on the front two wheels and has the other leg pointed straight out bending at the knee in a scissor like action.

oh my the salty senorita thats never been performed in competition before!

by John Proctor April 15, 2008

Team Salty

A team of gamers, mainly Minecraft players, who organize with one aim; to make everyone salty. Some refer to them as a group of faggots. Some call them the greatest to have ever grazed the Crewniverse Minecraft server. Most commonly, however, a group of faggots. To this day, no leader exists but rumors have it that a guy under the alias 'HadzyBoy' and a girl under the alias 'thytime' are the founders of the atrocity. Its origins, however, are very unclear and the downfall of Team Salty is yet to come.

Jeff: Have you seen Team Salty lately?
Sally: Yeah, they were making me so salty just a minute ago.

by piss_licker February 20, 2015