Pumpkin

Adjective; punk, bitch, wimp, loser

Ryan told Michael to meet him at the flag pole after school so they could fight but Michael didn't show because he is a pumpkin.

by Quaddi December 26, 2010

pumpkin patch

Completely jacked up.
Something that is completely messed up and there is no excuse for it, is pumpkin patched

You are going 10mph on the Freeway. When you finaly start to speed up, you see that the reason you were going so slow is everyone was slowing down to look at the cop on the side of the road. That is so pumpkin patch.

by wtca December 12, 2007

Pumpkin

Pumpkin is used when two relatives have a child together. insest

<G>Is that your daughter Jamie-Lynn?
<M>Yep dats my lil pumpkin...

by Kyri Kano May 23, 2004

pumpkin

To fart and stain whatever is below you with a light orange color.It sometimes smells like pumpkins. Similiar to Assboom

"Dennis! Did you just pumpkin? There's an orange stain on the sofa!"

by MooCow March 19, 2005

pumpkining

Going to a club and picking up girls with very orange spray on tans

Me and my homies are going to the club they like tall girls but I want to do some pumpkining

by pumkin_lover April 24, 2009

pumpkin grinding

The act of two women scissoring but rubbing their blown out, prolapsed assholes together

the two woman were pumpkin grinding until their prolapsed assholes got sore.

by dittydo07 August 30, 2012

Pumpkin

An offensive word used to degrade those with Down syndrome and Autism.

‘She’s such a pumpkin.’

‘Why are you acting like a pumpkin?’

Don’t use it. You’re filth if you do.

by Peeninhole69 March 19, 2021