Elmer’s Pubes

The specific moment directly after masturbation when your semen shoots up in the air, just to land back in your pubic hairs. The semen is typically hard to get out, and if not washed out in time, the cum will harden your pubic hairs in a white clump, which is painful to clean afterwards.
Jim: Yo last night I whacked the lizard, and I got mad Elmer’s pubes.
Francis: Wash it out with warm water and soap, that’s nasty.
by yeetusdeletusforjesus March 08, 2019
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Pube alert

A brief yet unintentional change in the octave of a persons voice. Particularly, a young male going through puberty.
Damn Bro, those girls are laughing at you over that Pube Alert you just had during the the final scene of the play.
by XxThracianxX January 18, 2017
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pube catcher

Another name for the lint trap on your dryer
Your grandmother stayed the weekend, your turn to empty the pube catcher
by Cookie#3 January 29, 2016
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Inverted pube

A hair that is growing into the skin, in the nether regions.
I have a bad case of the inverted pube.
by steph jenna August 17, 2009
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Great Pubes of Odin

Great Pubes of Odin is an exclamation of sheer excitement or surprise
Stacy: Hey Britney I got fucked by Nate's max last night.

Britney: By the Great Pubes of Odin, that's wonderful!
by Nipple Tassler September 18, 2016
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Pube surprise

When a food server becomes angry with the customer and adds their secret ingredient into the item being served. This is the next step above spitting in one's food.
Tino: "I was a jerk to that vendor. I hope he doesn't do anything to my ice cream."
Brendan: "He was very angry. You probably got his pube surprise."
by afaraci12099 August 18, 2016
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Pube manchu

Long pubic hair than extends down past each side of the balls resembling the famous fu manchu mustache.
"Did you end up hooking up with that guy last night"
"I was going to. But he had a pube manchu and i just couldn't"
by ArnieBT January 08, 2020
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