Plastic Fan

Someone who whores their allegiance out to multiple different sports teams from the same sport. While some only support two clubs in the same sport, there are fans out there who produce enough plastic to wipe out the entire turtle population with their outrageous team body count.

I have this friend who isn't even from England but he still follows the premier league. He's such a plastic fan, he goes for Brentford and Chelsea, despite the fact that they are both in West London and will be rivals after Chelsea becomes a small club when their Russian sugar daddy leaves them.

by Kenneth Out April 19, 2022

plastic grave

a plastic container in which controlled substance is packaged

Donnas plastic grave is orange, she picks up her zan bars from the pharmacy.

by saavy chimp August 13, 2025

Plastic Pimp

Nigga caught on the street blasting thirty of those rings you get from the 50 cent turn dudes in the arcade. He's got painted chains around him, four inch money sign glasses, clothes don't fit- honestly he hasn't a clue what he's doing but hey, at least he's trying his best(?)

I was treadin' by the corner store and spotted a Plastic Pimp walking himself in, probably hunting for more hot loot to drape on himself.

by dampkemer420 June 11, 2016

plastic soldier

A plastic soldier Is one who goes around acting tough ans bullying everyone smaller than him but has never been in a fight in his life

Man, he's such a plastic soldier he won't touch you.

by bagged salad March 31, 2015

aston villa plastic fan

When you are a supporter of villa but you don't dare get out the confines of your house to go to such a shit hole of a ground.

I see Lee's a villa supporter! Yes but he's an Aston villa plastic fan ! He won't venture from the confines of Fladbury to get mugged and watchtower lose!

by Vorest-avenger December 21, 2021

plastic rings

noun. usually a clear plastic used to combine six (6) aluminum drinking cans by the top. extremely useful yet commonly overlooked for having any value. also has a negative aspect related to littering, which threatens the environment (fish, small animals, ect.)

bro 1: yo hand me that six pack
bro 2: here bro 1 (grabs six pack by plastic rings and passes the six pack to bro 1)
bro 1: thanks bro 2

by bro 3 March 7, 2011

Plastic trout

Someone who looks like another fish in the sea when they're actually garbage.

I thought he was The One, but he was actually a plastic trout.

by Areadien April 18, 2025