last-minute paging-cancel

Refers to the insanely-frustrating act of asking an employee over the PA system to come and assist with something, only to then say, "never mind" a long while afterwards, when said frazzled employee has hastily "dropped everything" and speed-walked almost all the way up to the area where he was asked to present himself.

The last-minute paging-cancel is especially infuriating/draining if the responding employee has had to go through a lot of difficult preparation before heading to his requested locale, such as cleansing his extremely-soiled hands, changing into cleaner/neater attire, setting down a huge armload of items, powering off a complicated piece of equipment, etc.

by QuacksO May 10, 2019

Got a page missing

to be used to describe somebody who is lacking in intelligence

"this guys got a page missing"

"no he's missing a whole chapter"

by magic sandall October 22, 2022

Emma paged

Unlimited periods that can cause you to charge like a rhino

This guy was mad at me and he Emma paged me so I ran.

by Jordan5555 January 10, 2021

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

Ethan Page

A homosexual man from Turkmenistan and is addicted to inhaling farts.

Guy 1: "I saw Ethan Page inhaling some guys farts"

Guy 2: "Yeah, looks like he was giving him a dirty submarine"

by Uncle diddler the fiddler July 12, 2022

I Read The Karate Empty Hand Book Ten Times Of Each Page Until Readed Or Deadu

I Read The Karate Empty Hand Book Ten Times Of Each Page Until Readed Or Deadu

I Read The Karate Empty Hand Book Ten Times Of Each Page Until Readed Or Deadu

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025

Gavin Micheal Page

Asain
nice dad

nice mom

Gavin MIcheal PAge is super sweet

by loverofgavinsdad April 22, 2022