When a thumb is lathered with that sweet, sweet KFC chicken grease, so that it glides gently into the anus, leaving a spicy aftertaste of 11 secret herbs and spices.
by Salamski December 2, 2019
Get the Chicken Thumbmug. When someone with very soft hands sneakily and gently inserts their thumb up ones bum and the person receiving said thumb only notices it once it's too late.
by PsychoDeschain May 9, 2018
Get the Velvet Thumbingmug. When one is bored and lonely so one masturbates with a thumb wedged knuckle-deep into one's own anus.
by J. M. Fuhqueny November 5, 2023
Get the Thumb-Bumminmug. When you have small toes (or they're disproportionate from the rest of you feet) they're called thumb toes as they look like your thumb.
by Fietta December 24, 2018
Get the Thumb Toesmug. Used when referencing a booty hole; derived from the act of inserting your thumb in someone’s ass while doing it from behind.
by BraveheartX January 21, 2021
Get the Thumb bucketmug. A web forum participant, usually using a blog, news website, or social networking platform, who contributes solely, usually without merit, basis in fact or any discretion therein, to harvest as many "thumbs-up" (or Like) responses as possible from other forum users.
The polar opposite of a Troll.
The polar opposite of a Troll.
Steve: "I got 944 thumbs on Yahoo! News today!"
George: "Wow! What story?!"
Steve: "School shooting..."
George: "What was the comment?"
Steve: "'Kids today, omg, really!?!'"
George: "Nice...you're a master thumb pirate."
Steve: "Arrrrrr, where me thumbs?!?!"
George: "Wow! What story?!"
Steve: "School shooting..."
George: "What was the comment?"
Steve: "'Kids today, omg, really!?!'"
George: "Nice...you're a master thumb pirate."
Steve: "Arrrrrr, where me thumbs?!?!"
by aaronpeterson May 22, 2012
Get the Thumb Piratemug. The nuns went back to the children's hospital with smiles. But behind the building in the alley, some crack ho's were taking Joe thumb.
by Dr. DickSauce August 12, 2012
Get the Joe Thumbmug.