pole vaulter

A Homosexual man. A term derived from the athlete's frequent handling of a long pole.
Landon made out with Kyle? What a pole vaulter.
by AlanUnit June 04, 2005
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pole bender

Someone with curly hair, preferably blonde, who associates "pole bending" with their sexuality.
Gay guy: "i'm as bent as a pole"

Straight guy: "you're such a pole bender"

Straight guy to gay guy: "i'm starting to fear you now, you might bend my pole with your mind powers"

by I'm Andy April 06, 2006
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flag pole

An anal retentive person; A person who has a pole up their ass.
My professor won't let you into the class, five minutes after class has started. He is such a flag pole.
by Brown Eyed Girl May 30, 2005
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pole patrol

People that are always on your pipe; haters.
The pole patrol never takes a day off from hatin'.
by JayJaySmoothe December 20, 2005
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Pole Smoker

by smilegirl April 09, 2008
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dirty pole

Man, that piece was a dirty pole.
by DB August 07, 2003
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scrotum pole

A term used to refer to the 'peentis' -- the other definition of this word is obviously incorrect and/or queer.
I have a ginormous scrotum pole.
by Chris P. Johnson December 23, 2003
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