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hog foot

A large, unsightly, very ugly foot that is possibly hairy. A really bad hog foot has yellow fungus ridden toe nails or is missing them all together. Other characteristics of a hog foot include calluses, bunions, corns, warts, in-growns, hammer-toe, and spurs.
Wesley, you can't just ram your hog foot into my new stiletto! They're expensive.
by Crystal Summers April 4, 2011
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Honking the Hog

I honked the hog last night
I'm honking the hog
by PhallicQuan99 June 30, 2022
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hog noggin

by btslol September 8, 2022
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issues hog

That one person who will claim they have every type of issue, making many conversations only about themselves without leaving room for others pain, emotions, thoughts and feelings. You might say one thing about (for example) your suffering depression, and you will be trapped in a 20 minute conversation with them about their battles and opinion on every mental health issue imaginable. Issues hogs will have very little consideration for you, can never offer a listening ear, only their own self absorbed anecdotes, due their narcissism and inflated sense of self.
Linda is such an issues hog- when I came to her for support when my mother died, all she did was moan about her own experiences when her mother passed away.
by gettingignorant June 20, 2021
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Brown Hog

When you stick in the Pooper and you pull it out and your peter is covered in shit.
Wyatt preformed the Brown Hog on Ragan.
by Rammit_inur_asholl January 18, 2023
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Bog hog

Short for boghogger: Someone who spends fucking ages in the toilet -especially when you're desperate to take a shit
That Sandra's a right fucking bog hog -she kept me waiting so long I nearly shat my pants!
by trylobyte February 1, 2023
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Butcher the Hog

To beat your meat with a piece of sand paper with an auditory hog squeal on climax.
Dude, I caught La Darieus trying to butcher the hog in the bathroom.
by chickenboy May 2, 2018
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