Bruno Mars

When you go from catching grenades to being fat juicy and wet

He’s being fuckinf bruno Mars again for fuck sake

by 🇦🇬 March 8, 2025

Mars

Mars is humanity’s best chance to survive an extinction event.

Human survival on Mars would require living in artificial Mars habitats with complex life-support systems. Water and food production being the primary concerns.

As we switch our focus from the moon to Mars, we must treat the former as the launching pad and the latter as the final destination.

by Nmo.patman February 28, 2021

med mar

The street term for "medical marijuana".

James: Hey bro, you wanna head down to the dispensary to pick up some more "med mar"?

Matt: Yeah man. Great idea! I'm almost out of "med mar" and my glaucoma is pretty bad.

by MrPanda178 November 4, 2014

Mars

Someone with a huge fucking penis

Person 1: I wanna date mars I mean have you seen there penis

Person 2: big penis 11 inches

by Igetbitcheswith11inches December 27, 2021

Mar-a-Lago Milkshake

Donald Trumps ejaculate

At the height of climax, Trump delivers his famous Mar-a-lago milkshake.

by Mr & Mrs Deez April 12, 2024

mars

A perfect genderless being, and also the hottest thing you'll ever see.

To be honest, it's probably a demon come to steal your heart and soul, but it takes damn good care of it so that may not be as bad as you might think.

Holy shit is that mars?? No matter how many times it shows up, it always manages to look hot as hell in a completely different way from the previous day. Damn, I envy it.

by theColdSeason January 16, 2024

Mars Man

Mars Man, a noun is another name for a person that's being extremely boring. But you don't have the confidence to tell them that. Coming from the forgotten, boring Mars Bar and planet Mars.

'My friends being a Mars Man, how do I tell him this' Joey says in his head.

"Ugh." Friend.

by RiyoHitsuyka January 10, 2017