Fat neek

Fat neek is a term used for the fat neek ksi

Example: ksi is a fat neek

by u/Only-butterscotch724 January 14, 2021

fat skeeze

straight fat skeeze, who eats all your foods and leaves with empty wrappers and a full sink, i have no turkeys left after the fat skeeze was here, all i wanted was a sandwich, but the skeeze ate the loaf of bread.

paul: skeeze your fat shutup
fat skeeze: give me your burgers
paul: right your not tight
fat skeeze: can i have some gravy?
paul: can i have a handy?
paul: show me your flops
fat skeeze: give me some deep fried foods.
paul: shutup fat skeeze

by coysesandquayses November 2, 2010

Fat Cody

(noun) A fat cody is someone who has the same name as another, but is 3 times his fucking size. When the smaller name barrer is riding his bike up a hill, the other is pushing his. And instead of needing a cup of water after riding( pushing in the fat cody's case), the fat cody needs 5 water bottles, and maybe a jar of mayonaise he keeps in his bag that he carries. When someone calls the name of the two name carriers, both turn, but then the fat cody realizes he is not the one they want, its the smaller, more fit name barrer that everyone wants to talk to.

Jerry: Hey Dave!
Dave (and the much larger Dave standing within a 5 foot radius): Yeah?
Jerry: No you smaller Dave, get over here.
(Larger Dave leaves feeling confused and unwanted)
Jerry: Did you see that guy standing next to you?
Dave: Yeah he is such a fat cody.

by Gold Hunter November 6, 2011

fat farts

The farting sound resulting from trapped air escaping from between the sweaty bellies of two fat people fucking. (aka- beef queef)

That couple in the adjoining motel room kept me awake for over an hour with their fat farts.

by wolfbait51 April 21, 2011

baby fat

Fatty tissue which one has from childhood, but will outgrow upon reaching physical maturity.

I'm glad you grew out of your baby fat, now you're a stone fox.

by Joey the Nifty June 6, 2004

Fat skank

Fat and unattractive girls who try and validate their self esteem by sleeping with as many men as possible. This behaviour is usually accompanied by excuses such as "I was soooo wasted that night", as the fat skank tries to hide the fact that she slept with a man 35 years her senior.

Fat skanks will often try to comfort themselves by making jokes about more attractive people, and telling everyone that their problem is 'glandular'.

Fat skanks are often seen in tight clothing, trying to pretend that they can wear anything skinnier girls can. They are also commonly found posing, or trying to make other people believe they fit in with a certain scene, such as a group of emos or groupies. This behaviour is often met with much derision from others.

Christina is such a fat skank, she sleeps with the ugliest men as often as she can.

by hippohater001 July 13, 2010

Fat Commander

Usually characterized by an inexperienced, obese female armed with a small degree of authority in unimportant situations. The fat commander stubbornly domineers the workplace environment in an effort to accomplish meaningless goals and tasks based on their criteria, while ignoring all personal shortcomings such as bad breath or body odor.

Ah shit boys, here comes that fat commander!

by dimebagbrian November 1, 2009