scub-off

When 2 or more people join in the act of "scubing" in attempts to find the superior "scuber."
This is done primarily by Scuba diving but other forms may be acceptable.
Me and Scuba Dave had a scub-off last night. I scubed so well.
by Scuba Stave February 26, 2011
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cranked off

by Lt. GO December 07, 2015
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Dirk off

the act of jerking off while watching Dirk Nowitzki play
Seth: Hey did you see Dirk Nowitzki's huge game last night?
Jordan: Yeah, he was so good I had to Dirk off to get rid of my gigantic boner.
by BigJordan December 11, 2011
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Goes Off

Goes off or Going off

Used to describe a sick dance track or a night club that is really good.
"You hear that new Vini Vici track? It fucking goes off!"
by SapperT May 30, 2020
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Buzz Off

A censored version of "FUCK OFF YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKING BITCH" Maybe a tad exaggerated but, Y'know?
Person 1: *Bugging person 2*
Person 2: F-Buzz off 1..
by ThtGenderfluidFryingPan December 15, 2021
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Jacking off

Jacking off is when you put lotion on your dick and rub it with your hands until you moan and cum
I'm jacking off my 7inch while typing this
Shit I just cummed it felt really good tho
by Throbbing cocc October 27, 2020
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off the cob

Julie? Yeah, I know her. She seems a little off the cob, don't you think?
by Wolfram Bowser November 15, 2012
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