when blue balls occur on a full moon, it triggers a chemical in balance in ones brain changing them into a rapping werewolf.
known as the rape wolf
Origin of the Werewolf Legend
first person to have been said to have been a werewolf was
Peter Stubbe. also might be the origin of peter and the wolf
15th to 17th century, Europe
look it up
known as the rape wolf
Origin of the Werewolf Legend
first person to have been said to have been a werewolf was
Peter Stubbe. also might be the origin of peter and the wolf
15th to 17th century, Europe
look it up
Lucian: Sandra shall we fornicate this night?
Sandra: uhhh maybe,tomorrow i have a headache
Lucian: but it's our honey moon!!!
Sandra: good night dear. ZZZZzzzzzzzzzz (buzzz buzz buzz buzzz)
Lucian: ahhhh blue ballls hurting...something happening...inside of me
HOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thus rape wolf was born seeking vengance on those who gave him blue balls
Sandra: uhhh maybe,tomorrow i have a headache
Lucian: but it's our honey moon!!!
Sandra: good night dear. ZZZZzzzzzzzzzz (buzzz buzz buzz buzzz)
Lucian: ahhhh blue ballls hurting...something happening...inside of me
HOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thus rape wolf was born seeking vengance on those who gave him blue balls
by Arispie August 14, 2011
Get the Rape Wolfmug. A dirty wolf would do something like changing their mind when approaching a roundabout and cut into queuing traffic
by Dirtywolfspotter December 1, 2013
Get the dirty wolfmug. by Silent Ninja c1998 July 15, 2003
Get the wolf hairmug. 
The man’s version of the infamous “camel toe”. When a man’s underwear/pants/shorts are so tight they leave a noticeable “print” in the crotch.
“Dan, what are you looking at?”
“That guys pants are so tight he’s got a wolf paw... it’s like a train wreck, I don’t wanna see it, but I can’t look away.”
“That guys pants are so tight he’s got a wolf paw... it’s like a train wreck, I don’t wanna see it, but I can’t look away.”
by Mattg1986 April 15, 2021
Get the wolf pawmug. The maned wolf isn't a deer, wolf, or fox! It is an omnivore. It is not a social animal and does not live in a pack.
A: OH MY GOD A FOX!
B: That's a-
A: NO IT'S A WOLF!
B: actually it's-
A: NO I'M WRONG IT'S A DEER
B: IT'S A MANED WOLF *-*
B: That's a-
A: NO IT'S A WOLF!
B: actually it's-
A: NO I'M WRONG IT'S A DEER
B: IT'S A MANED WOLF *-*
by dkjedfrfuerh April 22, 2021
Get the Maned Wolfmug. A white man with long hair (that perfers wearing hats), who identifies as a black women, has given birth to "pumpy". If left alone at night a "nick wolf" will start shit with people on IG.
by North Polar September 11, 2021
Get the nick wolfmug.