I knew he was a faggot because he was noodle hawking me in the shower." or "I was pissing the other day, and this fucking noodle hawk showed up out of nowhere just staring at my junk!
by MoneyMikeHatten July 8, 2010
Get the Noodle Hawk mug.a projectile from the mouth...most likely being a noodle.or spit,or basically anything.this most-likely happens when some one is really excited,or just retarded.it is quite funny,but some times disgusting if you fall victim to a laser-noodle
awesome-dude-with-long-hair: dewd,i was at game stop the other day,it was so awesome.
weird-girl-with-domo-backpack: game stop!(at this point the girl shoots a laser-noodle across the table and hits sasquach
awesome-dude-with-long-hair: lawlz!
weird-girl-with-domo-backpack: game stop!(at this point the girl shoots a laser-noodle across the table and hits sasquach
awesome-dude-with-long-hair: lawlz!
by awesome-dude-with-long-hair December 18, 2008
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Get the floor noodles mug.When a hoe has not washed her hair for a consecutive amount of days, and has become greasy, oily, and nasty stands of shiny, noodle-like hair.
Laquanda: OHHHH SHIT Tyrone! Dat bitch be having dat clumpy greasy noodles down to her ass ! Does she know what a shower is ?
Tyrone: Lanqunda, dat bitch over there is a Noodle Hoe !
Tyrone: Lanqunda, dat bitch over there is a Noodle Hoe !
by Tyrone&LaquandaHunty April 26, 2016
Get the Noodle Hoe mug.Look at that douche-noodle who cut us off ?? Now they’re driving in front of us like, a granny driving home from Sunday church.
by Kel82 January 13, 2018
Get the Douche-noodle mug.A sexual act in which hot candle wax is dripped on a man's penis. Then it is left to dry until the penis becomes studded with candle wax and then it's used during intercourse.
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