by Boss Bonus November 14, 2021
Get the Rude bootmug. A socio-economic theory named by the character Captain Samuel Vimes in Terry Pratchet's novel "Men at Arms." The boots theory suggests that wealthy individuals end up spending less money in the long run compared to poorer individuals due to the wealthy being able to invest in high-quality products that last for several years or more, whereas the impoverished must subsist on cheaper, low-quality versions of the same items that only last for a short period of time before needing to be replaced.
"My rich friend is able to buy a pair of boots that cost me two months' salary, and they'll last him forever. I'm stuck buying crappy knock-offs that wear out after only a few weeks. That's boots theory in practice right there."
by AOmundson January 29, 2022
Get the boots theorymug. The act of putting your foot inside another person's asshole. It's like your wearing a large ugly but warm boot
by RJComedian January 19, 2023
Get the Ugg Bootingmug. The one person that gets noticeably drunker than anyone else in the group and/or does something outrageous to earn a wastey boots name.
by bvmoney June 10, 2010
Get the Wastey Bootsmug. by flobiejim February 13, 2015
Get the Chewy Bootsmug. To have promiscuous sex
by Tracy Greenzweig December 5, 2007
Get the kickin' bootsmug. A term used for a soldier that is queer or at least acts like they are queer. Kinda like the term light in the loafers.
Yo man what the hell is wrong with him? Oh yeah he has some sugar in the boots. Oh you saying he is gay. Yeah he is a flamer like an artillary ilum round.
by pantyteamaster October 23, 2010
Get the sugar in the bootsmug.