Hey Baby You Wanna Have Some Fun Tonight?
OOOOO Yeah, Get Your Dick Nipples Out
No Way I Ain't Shitting Through Them Again!
OOOOO Yeah, Get Your Dick Nipples Out
No Way I Ain't Shitting Through Them Again!
by Lars Bolshitz November 26, 2007
This is an act where a female inserts her hard erect nipple
into the eye of the male penis,resembling the act of intercourse.
into the eye of the male penis,resembling the act of intercourse.
by Billy Barry Lewis September 03, 2008
a word thats really cool and its when u can totally see your nipples through your shirt. its pretty nasty!
lena: omg! i cant even look at you!
me: why?
lena: you have like a nipple erection or something!
another name for it is nippleITITS
me: why?
lena: you have like a nipple erection or something!
another name for it is nippleITITS
by wow im soo not about to tell you May 18, 2005
Term used by virgins who don't know the difference between a nipple and areola to describe breasts with large areolas.
Virgin: Dude, that bitch has totally nasty bologna nipples.
Not Virgin: Shut up you little faggot, like you've ever touched any breast other than your own hairy moobies.
Not Virgin: Shut up you little faggot, like you've ever touched any breast other than your own hairy moobies.
by furdiesenlulz January 15, 2009
When a persons nipples, male or female, are uneven at an extreme angle. Usually with one being high an another low. Can be a fetish for some people, and is seen generally as a turn-on. Also known as Shifty Nips, or Aguilera Nipples.
Kyle: Hey that chick is kinda hott.
Destiny: Yeah I bet she has some shifty nipples like my boyfriend.
Kyle: Oh heck yeah, I'm about to holla at that! I'm all about those shifty nips!
Destiny: ME TOO!!!!!
Destiny: Yeah I bet she has some shifty nipples like my boyfriend.
Kyle: Oh heck yeah, I'm about to holla at that! I'm all about those shifty nips!
Destiny: ME TOO!!!!!
by kdc13579 July 20, 2011
by Puppywanker December 04, 2013
This is similar to a wandering eye, but applies to nipples. With a wandering eye, one eye looks in one direction, while the other, for unknown reasons, looks in another direction. With a wanering nipple, one nipple points in one direction and the other nipple is not similarly directionally aligned. This usually results from a bad boob job.
Man, she had a wandering nipple. I didn't know where to look. I think she must have had a botched tit job.
by Jerry Blow (cousin of Joe) July 02, 2008