Nate's Law

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of gore or child porn approaches.

person 1: *posts ronnie mcnutt's final moments*
person 2: "yep, nate's law"

by xeralock June 19, 2024

nasty nate

is when a p.o.s. nasty motha fuq.a won't stop bugging u about wanting to taste ur box no matter how many times u tell him no, that u just did ur manz n it's 100° out n u need to shower n that he needs to leave u alone. WELL NASTY NATE don't quit so u serve him some creme pie box to shut him up!!! ewwww

Nasty Nate's fav. meal is roasted at well over 100° for an entire midsummer work shift. Sweated, Stinkin && Loaded with ur Manz Special Blend .... A sweated, roasted Creme Pie Box Clam --- NASTY NATE

by Karma Spitz January 31, 2023

Nate

Ugly ass and fat bitch that nobody likes he also rages a lot and sometimes it’s really annoying.

Nate is ugly as frick.

by thesadpotato January 23, 2019

Nate

If you find a nate in you life dont be friend him he is mean to your friends and will eventually turn on you and be a dick he is usually tall scrawny and has usually failed 1-2 grades in school

Jared: Hey Nate, wanna go get lunch?

Nate: No that's gay, fuck off. Your friends a bitch too!

by Pizza.hut December 1, 2019

Carpe Nates

"Seize the Bottom" or alternatively seize the buttocks!

My girlfriend has such a nice bum, what should I do?
"Carpe Nates"

by PV Person August 22, 2023

Pulling a Nate

Especially when gaming, ‘Pulling a Nate’ is when someone gives you a time at which they will show up but then doesn’t appear until over an hour later.

Individuals who ‘Pull a Nate’ often justify their tardiness with benign excuses such as watching reality television shows or communing with family members.

Friend 1: Dude, where have you been? You said you’d be here an hour ago.

Friend 2: Sorry man. I was watching Big Brother.

Friend 1: I can’t believe you were ‘Pulling a Nate’ again!

by LesLover2002 November 25, 2023

Nate

The MOST INCREDIBLE guy you will ever meet. He's really sweet and if you're lucky enough to be friends with him, don't ever ever let him go. He's great at making you happy, and he's really good at giving cuddles too :) If you give him your heart, he will treat it as if it's made of glass. If he loves you, he'll tell you over and over again. He's just the most amazing person in the whole entire world <3

Person 1: Nate and I are friends now!
Person 2: Wow! You're so lucky!

by 654467894 February 27, 2022