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Retired Mullet

"Business on top, party in the back." A person who has a mullet but is bald or is balding on top, signifying that he is retired from the "business" but has plenty of time left to party.
Dave: "That guy is always partying"
Steve: "He is retired, you can tell by his mullet"
Dave: "How can you tell?"
Steve: "He is rocking the retired mullet"
by buffalo's buffalo January 17, 2016
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mullet tooth

A mullet tooth is when someone has nice teeth in the front but is missing a tooth in the back; similar to the haircut (business in the front, party in the back)
hey man did you see that guy? I didn’t think he was a tweaker until I saw his mullet tooth in the back.
by amishrainstorm September 26, 2022
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mullet ride

The act of eating a cooter, she grabs your mullet so you can’t stop. Aka “Free Mullet Ride”
“Jenny, want a Mullet Ride?” “Hell yes, but excuse my furry cooter!”
by HillbillyCousinFucker April 14, 2020
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Australian Mullet

A mullet "down-under." Excessive pubic hair growing to the point of becoming a hair do down there. However, it is difficult to tell which part is business and which is the party.
I took off her pants and WHOA, what's with the Australian mullet?
by boredworker55 March 18, 2011
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Mullet Bullet

A specific slang term used to describe a third generation Chevy Camaro, or Iroc Z28. Commonly used by automotive enthusiasts in the northern New England area.
Cars and coffee was great this morning, lots of cool shit. Would've been better if that dick in the mullet bullet would stop ripping donuts and getting us all kicked out. Damn thing makes alot of noise for 170 horsepower.
by Blackberry Lemonade October 1, 2023
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mullet

(noun) In reference to a person only being stroke worthy.. like the ability of a mullet hairstyle to evoke stroking but pretty much nothing else..
Man1: Did you see that chick.. shes a total mullet..

Man 2: yeah and her friend..
by TheMainLexx February 5, 2010
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mullet up ya

by Kingy74 October 3, 2017
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