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Mountain Pirate

Mountain Pirate refers to a sub-culture of Southern Appalachia that uses the common historical reference to piracy as their motif. Most mountain pirates are former special forces operatives and operate on the French Broad, South Toe and the Nolichuky rivers. The mountain pirates are advanced wilderness medicine responders, SERE trained professionals and sell services as river/trail guides. Their specialties include advanced white water rafting, ocean sailing and swift water rescue.

The mountain pirates operate under a doctrine called the Appalachian Mountain Piracy, created by a yoga teacher who is related to one of the founders of the Iron Man. The doctrine is also referred to as 'The Code of the Appalachian Mountain Piracy'

Oddly enough, the moutain pirates are also hired by people such as cryptid hunters, paranormal investigators and ufo researchers wanting to explore sites deep in the Smokey Mountains (the Smokies). They also specialize in looking for missing people in the Smokies, Asheville and the surrounding national parks. The pirates provide both security, assistance and provisioning for such trips.
"Is that guy a river guide?"

"No, he is a mountain pirate"
by magicofappalachia January 17, 2023
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mountain terd

a substance that comes out of a moutain lion's ass in a form of a terd on a mountain a little south of the mexican border.
by Shcarsloo April 22, 2011
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Mountain Pretty

A woman, primarily from the hills of southwestern Pennsylvania, who after years of self-abuse, via drugs or life, is still looked upon as beautiful by the local, mostly meth-addicted, populace.
Fred: Mmm. That Frida sure is pretty.

Me: Sure, dude. Mountain pretty.
by Gottagobye February 14, 2023
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Kolli Mountain

Worst possible minecraft lodge ever!
Fell of a cliff and lost all my diamonds.
0/0 would never visit again.
You should kill all the sheep on kolli mountain, it's fun
by abhay hater December 22, 2020
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mountain honkey

Backwoods weirdos who play banjos and bang there cousins usually found in Kentucky in canoes with worm dirt in their mouth and penis in immediate family members
That mountain honkey is sleeping with his sister... doesn't surprise me
by CM68W January 5, 2017
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Mountain Republic

A country (eg. Andorra, San Marino, Switzerland) Where it's existence is mostly because it's located in a mountain range, not useful to it's surrounding countries.
by a_literate_chicken November 18, 2022
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Mountain Cow

A type of cow found along the "huge" mountain regions in Iowa.
"Hey Dad, look at all those mountain cows,"
by swimmydino34 July 2, 2021
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