Monthing

when a female is having her menstral cycle

I can't go swimming because I am monthing.

by Anna Dadgari August 26, 2004

Mooch Tiger

An aggressive, audacious, or fierce parasitic individual who incessantly tries to get your stuff free of charge and never has anything to give back.

Not your ordinary mooch, but the epitome of a life, blood, patience, time and resource sucking leech. The Mooch Tiger usually doesn’t have a real job or means of employment. His job is to live off of YOU. He's not just a fake friend in a temporary state of need, but he's “family”, or “like family” because that’s what he’s always calling you, and he’s constantly facing one downturn and temporary setback after another, that for some reason, he feels the need to share with you. This info about his circumstances usually comes shortly before he hints at needing some assistance from you and somehow he knows exactly when you have the resources to help him fix his dilemma. A real Mooch Tiger will never admit that he is broke. Why? Because YOU’RE never broke, and in his mind, if you’re okay, than he’s okay too.

The Mooch Tiger lives a lifestyle beyond his means because he knows how to charm his way into the lives of other people who have the resources he’s after. You can always catch him standing very close to the man, or woman, with the money. He’s the guy in VIP with no actual job, drinking for free and basking in the limelight reserved for the “talent”. He’s popular by association and his resume is filled with the names of important people he knows, not accomplishments he’s made on his own. He’s like a parasite, he’s never driving his own car, never staying at his own place, and he’s always “helping out” his current host. If you look closely, the only “helping” a Mooch Tiger does is help their current host spend their own money and exhaust all their resources, before complaining about how ungrateful the host is, and then moving on to a new victim. Many times the Mooch Tiger strikes before you are even aware you have been bitten.

The only way to get rid of a Mooch Tiger is to poach his @ss. You must cry BROKE at every turn, create a sob story of your own, and most importantly, start asking the Mooch Tiger for money EVERY SINGLE TIME he comes into contact with you. You know he doesn’t have it, and if he did, he wouldn’t give it to you anyway, but that’s not why you ask a Mooch Tiger for money… it’s because it’s Mooch Tiger REPELLENT. Lastly, learn to say the following phrase, let it be your mantra: “F*ck You, Pay Me!”

by BossLady69 December 2, 2013

time of the month

every month girls peel of the skin on their face , it helps with their growth

guy: do girls peel their skin of every month
girl: yes once every time of the month

by ا January 13, 2021

moothrum

the fluid excement produced by the body, also called urine or piss.

OMG don't spread your moothrum all over the floor!

by Mark Twain February 28, 2005

Mooch

A noun used to indicate a very brief period of time. Named for Anthony Scaramucci, who briefly served as Communications Director in the Trump Administration. Most often used with a vulgar adjective.

Hold your horses, I'll there in a fucking mooch.

by ThorMonster August 1, 2017

Cuddle month november

All november you have to cuddle with your special someone

Cuddle month november- showing love and affection by snuggling up close you your special person

by Ava Marie October 13, 2019

0% interest for x months

A sales tactic targeted mostly at people without money, good credit or low interest credit cards. Means the financial entity will keep accruing interest at a generally usurious interest rate until the conclusion of the specified number of months. If the purchase isn't paid in full by then, the buyer gets hit with an enormous "balloon" of accrued interest. Unless you can pay the purchase off quickly, you're a huge sucker.

Buy this incredibly marked up living room set today and get 0% interest for X months!

by KImCobain March 13, 2015