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montana oreo

Wherein an individual anally fornicates with a female individual of African descent, then ejaculates between her buttocks. This is followed by pressing her buttocks together and thereby spreading the seed between them, followed finally by the initiator eating the ejaculate out from between said female's buttocks.
I say, old chap, are you the fellow who performed a Montana oreo on dear Miss Susie Williams?
by bacchantBrawler May 15, 2016
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Montana Carwash

Guy gets on top of his partner in the missionary position, but then slides his entire sweaty body across her face, pissing as his junk crosses, wiggling his junk back and forth to simulate an automatic carwash. Finish with a giant fart as the asshole crosses for a blown dry spot-free finish!

(Variation: Reverse Montana Carwash: You get the idea.)
Donald Trump's hair gives the most interesting sensation during a Montana Carwash!
by DonaldTrumpsMerken March 31, 2016
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Montana Brooke

Montanna brooke is an amazing person who loves to have fun and chill with people, gets random sunburns and stays beautiful, quick to think, kind, lovable, pritty. Nice to strangers and loves to hang out. Eats cookies and cream. Good friend, looking for good long term friends. Totally awesome girl
Montana Brooke is an amazing person who loves friends.
by Nicesomewhatcoolguy July 2, 2016
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Montana Sushi Roll

A kinky sex act in which a man is forced to fuck a spicy tuna sushi roll wearing nothing but a pair of cabin socks. This act takes place out doors during the winter months often leading to freezing of the roll to the penis or balls
Yeah, Molly's pretty crazy, heard sge made Dave perform a Montana Sushi Roll after he bought the wrong pepperoni
by Bunkerfunker22 August 4, 2016
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Montana Justice

When Republicans in Montana don't want to answer uncomfortable policy questions and instead resort to violence
The politician didn't want to answer the reporter's question so he resorted to Montana Justice to silence him instead.
by Tofu Warrior May 27, 2017
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montana pipeline

When a man shoves his dick into a woman's nose and then forces her to pick the shit out of her nose.
My girlfriend let me give her a Montana Pipeline
by Big Dick Papa Smurf October 4, 2017
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monoanst

The feeling of your partner moving against you as they sleep
He reveled in the moment as he felt her monoanst while she slept.
by TheFireBert October 27, 2017
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